Mr. Lumpy Books
www.mrlumpybooks.com
Eleven titles with rhythms and smart illustrations to educate and inspire kids through age 7.
Monday, January 31, 2022
Sunday, January 30, 2022
Cain's Mark
Cain's Mark
(The Andarius Legacy Book 1)
When photographer Nicole MacFerran comes into possession of a 19th century box camera along with a handful of old crime scene photographs, she opens a closet full of skeletons...and that night the killings start.
He has been waiting…
Jackson Radford, evil incarnate, has been trapped in the In-Between for so long… plenty of time for his grudge to fester. He wants revenge. He wants her dead.
Now he’s coming…
When a string of brutal murders follows her down the east coast, Nicole learns there is a personal, horrifying connection. She released an ancient evil, and she alone must deal with it. Armed with an innate power she never knew she possessed, she is the only one who can take on Radford.
It is up to her to battle this evil before he murders her entire family trying to get to her.
Saturday, January 29, 2022
Origin & Earth (The Orris Project)
Origin & Earth (The Orris Project)
Garrett Rhodes, an envoy from the long-dead planet Osa, reaches the last world he needs to complete his lifelong mission. The world he selected as his last is Earth, but he arrives at a very unforgiving time in Earth’s history: the beginning.
In The Orris Project, Book One, Origin & Earth, we travel with Garrett through time and over great distances as he works toward his goal of getting a sampling of Earth’s people to the intergalactic machine world called Orris. In addition to his time on Earth, we also learn about his final year on Osa, before leaving his home permanently to support the Orris Project.
Friday, January 28, 2022
Turning Data Into Forutnes
Turning Data into Fortunes:
The Ultimate Guidebook for Recognizing, Optimizing and Governing Your Data Asset
This book is a compilation of some of the articles Lara Gureje has written as part of her ongoing advocacy for every organization to prioritize governing the health and quality of their data and position as true asset and catalyst for limitless insight and revenue growth.
Most of the topics focus on some of the foundational pillars and win-win adoption strategies to actualize effective data governance adoption.
Wednesday, January 26, 2022
One Rhyme at a Time
One Rhyme at a Time
Follow the animals through this book to learn the alphabet "One Rhyme At A Time"!
Meet Darla and Dan, two ducklings who dance, and Frank the Flamingo who wears mittens on his toes! Look for Yolanda the Yak and her polka-dot pants, and count how many kangaroos who can't find their shoes!
Designed for young readers, (although adults will enjoy it, too) the bright, colorful illustrations bring each character to life in ways that will delight children as they learn!
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The Secret Sauce: Ten Things Video Pros Won't Tell You
Ever wonder what makes top-notch Hollywood movies, high-quality social media content, and big-budget commercials so dang good? You'd be surprised to find that it really doesn't have much to do with fancy equipment, or celebrity presenters to look nice on camera.
This is the stuff the professionals don't want you to know!
In this book, I break down ten secret sauces, or ten crucial tips I've picked up over the twenty or so years I've been working in the media world, and explain how each of them is equally important to be used together to create video content that captures, engages and stops feeds dead in their tracks with powerful psychological hooks that will keep your audience coming back for more!
Saturday, January 22, 2022
The Pharaoh's Cat
The Pharaoh's Cat
Over two thousand years ago, Ancient Egypt was the home of legendary Warrior-Kitty, Apollo. Serving as the loyal protector of the spirit world and as a companion to his royal human family, Apollo lived the life of a gilded champion. But when a great war breaks out between Upper and Lower Egypt, Apollo is accidentally transported to modern-day Chicago.
There, he meets a street-smart calico, Tai, and is taken in by a new human family. As otherworldly creatures threaten to drag him back to his ancient time for punishment, Apollo and Tai must figure out how to defeat the darkness and protect the ones they love. Apollo soon realizes the hard truth that he must choose between his new family and the one in Ancient Egypt he has sworn to protect.
Friday, January 21, 2022
Learn More Lovemore
How to master the art of raising children… from the very first cry until the moment they fly the nest.
Are you afraid you won’t immediately bond with your newborn baby?
Do you worry that your parenting style might permanently traumatise your child?
Are you scared that you’ll never be good enough as a parent, no matter how hard you try?
If you’re nervous about stepping into the crazy world of parenting, you’re not alone.
According to the UN, over 385,000 newborn babies are brought into this world on a daily basis. Which means life completely changes overnight for thousands of new parents every single day.
Before you were a parent, you probably thought that having a child would be a blissful milestone in your life.
And even though there’s nothing quite as extraordinary as staring into the curious eyes of your child for the first time, the reality is that parenting may be the hardest thing you ever do in your life.
Between struggling to change nappies, soothing your baby’s nonstop crying, and sleeping for only minutes at a time, learning the new skills of raising a child can feel like a steep uphill battle... with no end in sight.
Because even once you become an expert at dressing your baby… your child will continue to grow and develop from a toddler into a teen. And that brings along a whole new set of unexpected challenges.
But parenting doesn’t have to feel exhausting and impossible. In fact, with the right parenting advice, you can easily overcome any obstacle that comes your way… and find joy in moulding your child into a happy, healthy human being.
In Learn More Lovemore, you’ll discover:
- The 4 main categories of parenting styles (plus which ones you should avoid)
- How to teach your baby to communicate from the moment they’re born
- Over 9 possible causes of aggressive behaviour in children -- and what you can do when your child starts acting up
- The most effective skills for coping with each of the 5 stages of childhood development
- The biggest mistakes that parents make when listening to their children -- do thisinstead if you want to boost your child’s communication skills
- 5 proven techniques for helping your kid manage conflicts at school
- Key life lessons that every child needs to learn before they become teenagers
- The 10 fundamental principles of good parenting -- and how to apply them to everyday situations
- Why technology could be putting your child at risk of depression: the truth about kids and smartphones
- 3 essential criteria to keep in mind when setting boundaries for your child
And so much more!
You can stop worrying about whether or not you’re parenting the “right” way. In Learn More Lovemore, you’ll find everything you need to know about raising a happy and healthy child... from their early years all the way into young adulthood.
Even if you’ve got years of experience teaching and playing with children, the unique insights in this book will make sure you’re fully prepared to become a wonderful parent.
You can keep spending hours of your time scouring the internet for reliable resources on parenting… or you can instantly calm your anxiety, and discover all the tried and tested steps for raising a child you’re proud of.
Tuesday, January 11, 2022
Monday, January 10, 2022
The #1 Gift Idea for Valentines Day
Get ready to take your sex life to a whole-new level. Here is an oversize, full-color guide to heat up any bedroom with these tantalizing positions that will enhance your sex, impress your partner, and make lovemaking more fun than ever for you.
Within this accessible and approachable guide, you’ll find exciting and steamy sex positions for penetrative and oral sex, including:
- Missionary, Butterfly, Cowgirl
- Amazon, Cowgirl, Hot Seat
- Spread Eagle, Face Straddle, Leg Up
- Deepthroat Handstand, Peek-a-Boo
- Lots Pretzel, See Saw
- Dancer, Ballerina, Bodyguard
The authors also offer sections on foreplay, toys, setting the mood, exercises to improve your performance and flexibility, BDSM, sex positions for the overweight, why size only matters when it’s wrong, and many other burning topics that are often overlooked.
“We hope this book and all of the positions and adventures inside add much more passion and fun to your sex life. And, in addition, it will create something special and magical for each and every one of you. Take the risk, and at least try each and every one of these positions. It will create a deeper sexual connection with your lover, as well as a more intimate, stronger love for one another.”
Sunday, January 9, 2022
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Saturday, January 8, 2022
Black Absinthe
Black Absinthe
(Gaslight Series Book 1)
Deep inside an island in the Caribbean, a massive immersive play called "Gaslight" exists as an experience where the audience walks among the actors in a re-creation of Victorian England. Joseph, a down and out actor, is tasked to play the most difficult role in the production, that of the Elephant Man. In the process of finding his feet in the part, Joseph uncovers dark secrets hidden within Gaslight that threaten to blow the lid off the entire island and put his life in danger.
Friday, January 7, 2022
Breaking Out of the Deep End
Breaking Out of The Deep End:
A Comic Book Journal Series I
This is a comic book journal is designed for kids and teens to be able to put the write about their feelings and be able to put into words what they are unable to discuss out loud. As an educator in the field for more than six years, I believe it is important for children and teens to learn about the power of expression. I am passionate about my career, and it is through my experience and information gathering that I knew what to put into this comic. Here, kids will be able to not only write their emotions but also draw them, if words are not an option. The book is designed to be an open space for them. They will be able to follow along with a superhero whom they can portray themselves in their own unique way. I hope kids and teens enjoy this comic book journal style as much as I enjoyed creating it for them.
Thursday, January 6, 2022
Shadow: The Tribe's Best and Most Arrogant Hunter
Shadow:
The Tribe's Best and Most Arrogant Hunter
Shadow is a young hunter for his tribe and the best they've ever witnessed. It was a magnificent gift only he'd possessed and his tribe depended on the nourishment that Shadow often provided, but when the roots of arrogance started to manifest within Shadow it became the divide between him and his tribal members. Shadow arrogantly dismissed the wise elder wisdom, but humility would eventually catch up to Shadow but not before he endured the consequence. This Children’s book is a great read for a well taught lesson about the dismal journey to humility.
Wednesday, January 5, 2022
Oh, to be Different !
Oh, to be Different! is a children's book inspired by the author's personal story. She grew up with a rare auto-immune condition that limited her physical abilities. This book follows the story of Sally and shows the importance of accepting people for who they are and their flaws. This passion project is a must read for any parent that wants to help their children become kinder and more accepting of other's unique qualities. It shows the power of friendship & love. This a short and impactful read with an activity section at the end to engage your young ones!
Did I Give You Permission to Run?
The Neon Funeral
Psychological Horror / Thriller
Psychological Horror / Thriller
In 1973, a creature known as The Shaker appeared to four psychologists in Sourville, North Carolina, and began a game entitled "The Pandemonium," in which paranormal terrors would build up and leak out into the world for 33 years. The psychologists must successfully cure 33 of the town's most demanding patients before New Year's 2007, in which a keepsake from every cured patient must be offered as tithe in a process known as the Neon Funeral, which will mark an end to the game. If the psychologists fail, the entire town will be flung into an endless psychosis known as the Neon Void.
It is 2006, and Dr. Faust, the last surviving psychologist of his era, is now tasked with fending off the massive unraveling of the townspeople's psyche while coming to terms with his failure to help his last two clients, as well as his own failing health. With a monstrous version of an irredeemable client from his past on the loose, a weary local detective may be his last serendipitous link to redemption.
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Detective Amanda Glass of Sourville, North Carolina has seen quite a few things on the job, Bun nothing had prepared her for this. Though she managed to deal with an incident involving psych ward patients, something seemed...off about them. Their faces were blurred, and they seemed bullet resistant.
She can't put her finger on it, but there's something going on, something dangerous. The psyches of Sourville's citizens are unraveling and nothing seems to be able to stop it.
Will Amanda be able to find out what it is and put an end to this madness? Or is it game over for all of Sourville?
Tuesday, January 4, 2022
Ethereal'c Call
Ethereal's Call
Kyra Vale Aiwler is an unpopular witch on an assignment for her coven. Her task is clear, and her goal is set. Then she gets derailed when she crosses paths with a Fae bartender, Micah Rao. She has no interest in anything he has to offer, but he will not take no for an answer. Ensnared by his proposal, she finds herself at the mercy of a secret destiny and a past she knew nothing about. She crosses over to a world that is foreign to her and one she may not be ready to embrace. She goes on an epic journey and learns about her true self and the heritage that she was being denied. She has untapped potential and power that she will need to overcome the obstacles of her past. She is the hope that is threatened by a lingering darkness that will not be easily overcome. With the aid of her new relationships, will she be able to conquer the threats of this foreign land?
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Raven and Her Magical Friends
When Raven dreams, the adventures begin. Raven is a story about a little girl and her magical friends. When she dreams at night, an Angel appears. Together they embark on a magical adventure, that teaches a lesson full of love and magic.
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